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Reese's marriage in pieces

Big week in Hollywood already:

Just when everything seems right with the world, Hollywood was blindsided with the news of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe's separation. It was a crushing blow to the American psyche. The very foundation of our country's ideals seemed irreparably damaged. Spirits were low.

But....that's when true heroes step up.

In a time of unprecedented crisis, one megastar stood up as a beacon of strength and showed us the way. None other than Jennifer Aniston, "Friend" and "Good Girl", ended the 63 day cold war with beau Vince Vaughn when she flew to London for a romantic lunch date. US Weekly had been keeping a countdown of the days since Vaughnifer had been pictured together, and it had reached an unthinkable 63 days. When the Witherspoon tragedy(or 10/30, as many are calling it) struck, Aniston instinctively knew something had to be done. She hopped on a private plane and reunited with her man. According to a source, they ordered room service of steak, veal and red wine and stayed behind closed doors. If Clint Eastwood is looking for a follow-up project to "Flags of Our Fathers", this might be a story worth telling. For more news on these developments, tune into The Matt Dahl Show this Saturday morning from 6 to 10.