We’re off tonight for the Bulls game, but keep listening after 7 for a little taste of the Matt Dahl Show. In case you haven’t heard, Matty D, the up and coming Chicago hip-hop star, recently dropped another track on the world, and this thing is hot. You can catch it tonight, right before the game. Make sure your lady or man is close, as the song is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I’ve been having dreams lately where I’m paralyzed from the waist down, and confined to a wheelchair. I wouldn’t mind it so much if I were at least a veteran wheelchair user, complete with the fingertip-less gloves and some rockin’ biceps.. But I’m not. In the dreams I’m a wheelchair newbie who can barely keep control of his rig. In one episode, I was on the top of a slanted driveway, and just began slowly rolling backwards down the hill, unable to control myself. After losing control of the chair and hitting a wall, I fell out and to the ground, where I laid (I’m paralyzed, remember?) for some time. Needless to say, the dreams have been creeping me out. In my sleep, I haven’t yet addressed the issue of whether or not my junk works, seeing as how I’m paralyzed from the waist down, but I can only assume I have this humiliation waiting for me in my next R.E.M. cycle. Maybe next dream I can upgrade to a nice electric chair, or possibly a Rascal.