Authorities are calling for Paris Hilton’s incarceration, stemming from a probation violation for some alcohol related reckless driving. Is there any better kind of reckless driving? I think not. I don't think I'd mind if Paris Hilton crashing into me, especially if she was drunk. That would be my best chance to make it happen, as I could offer to overlook the damages for some drunken sexual favors.

You may recall after the drunk driving charges came to light, I proposed the idea of a Simple Life season along the lines of The Simple Life: Behind Bars, and I still think that it’s a great idea. I’m talking a little communal shower scene action, some cavity searches, and lots of lonely time behind bars ripe for the experimentation of two bored bimbos. Maybe I’ve just seen two many pornos.

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