Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Looks like someone had another rough night last night, once again being arrested for suspicion of DUI and possession of cocaine and transport of a narcotic. I think we all knew it was just a matter of time before LILO, as we like to call her, got back on the party scene. That blood alcohol detector she wears on her ankle must have been beeping like crazy last night, but I’m sure with enough booze in you, you probably don’t even hear it. Why doesn’t she just reconnect with her one time co-star Herbie the Love Bug? Then her car would drive for her, freeing her up to get krunk as hell in the back seat.

I blame it all on douche bag Calum Best, her boyfriend, who recently dumped Lindsay citing boredom with her sobriety. Now there’s a guy you can take home to mom. No matter how sober she is, she’ll always have that body, and more importantly those boobs, and there’s nothing boring about those. No, not at all.

What really sucks for Lindsay is that she was turned in by her own “so-called� friends. I know the old adage is “Friends don’t let friend drive drunk�, but I’d like to also think that “Friends don’t let friends do time in the clink.� More than likely Lindsay will be seeing the inside of a cell for this one, seeing as how she had the suspended license from her previous DUI hit-and-run where cocaine was also found at the scene. Personally, I can’t wait, I just hope they let her unzip that orange jumpsuit a little bit, you know, let those things breathe!