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January 31, 2008

Join Us!

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Join us today for another hour long web-based radio extravaganza! Of course it's Thursday, which means some local children will be stopping by for Story Time with their Uncle's Matt and Brendan. We like to do what we can to help mold the future of this country.

If we aren't talking to the kids, we of course will be engaging in heated political debate regarding boarder control and immigration, as per the usual on our show. That, and I have some dog related issues I need to address with Brendan. It seems sometime between eating my socks and peeing on my sheets, my dog, Walter, has learned how to operate a computer, which he is using to network socially. You'll have to listen this afternoon to get the scoop.

Click here to see Walter's Myspace Page. And just one more time, for the record, I did not make this. Although I am currently unemployed and quite often very bored, it has not led me down a path this dark yet.

January 28, 2008

Britney's Boob

In case you missed it, on today's show we talked about a new video circling about the internet in which a boob belonging to one Britney Spears makes an appearance on camera. Built into the video is a slightly creepy "peeping Tom" feel, as it is shot from behind some kind of window, or a complex system of mirrors of some sort...I'm not really sure. Anyway, I figured I would post the aforementioned video myself, as I found it slightly difficult to find. Well, it really only took me 30 seconds or so--but a video of Britney Spears' boob has got to be available 'on demand'! Now if I can only see that other boob sometime, I'll have seen her whole kit and kaboodle, or should I say her 'kits and kaboodle'.

Here you go, and please, enjoy!

January 23, 2008

January 16, 2008

Clamps and Clubs

When I came home the other day, a car right in front of my building had The Denver Boot affixed to its left front wheel. I was concerned that it would be in my favorite parking spot for long time, but, amazingly, it was gone within a few hours. The device is called "The Denver Boot" because the city of Denver was the first to employ them(surprise, surprise). I always assumed it was because John Denver was a parking ticket scofflaw, but that isn't the case. He only encountered problems in the air.

The Denver Boot was invented by a violinist named Frank Marugg. Marugg was in the Denver Symphony Orchestra and was a friend to the police community. In 1953, the sheriff approached Marugg, seeking a solution to the city's illegal parking problems. I can't imagine why he turned to a violinist for help, but it paid off. Marugg came up with the wheel clamp which came to be known as The Denver Boot. On a side note, I heard Rod Blagoevich consulted cellist Yo-Yo Ma shortly before announcing his "seniors ride free" program to save the CTA.

I recently took in an afternoon television showing of the movie Coyote Ugly, in which a guy places a fake Denver Boot on his car to keep the cops from putting a real one on. I don't think that would work, but who am I to question the plot of a Piper Perabo movie? I'm willing to suspend disbelief in order to watch 90 minutes of hot chicks dancing on the bar while Def Leppard blasts. Matt and I have been talking for a long time about hitting the Coyote Ugly club that's here in town. We've yet to follow through on that mission. I think I'm going to make it a priority. (See, sometimes you don't have to set New Year's resolutions, sometimes they find you.) Although I question whether it's anything like the movie. I imagine a bunch of guys turning out to see hot chicks and it becoming a dude fest. We'll see. I'm not sure what came first, the movie or the club. I guess I'd like to think that there was a real bar that spawned the film. On the other hand, if the movie inspired the club, it would give me hope for my line of Training Day clubs, where you sit there and drink until Denzel Washington comes and beats the hell out of you before forcing you to smoke PCP. I realize the insurance costs will be sky high, but the aspiration remains. Now that I think of it, Alonzo Harris(Denzel's character) would've made for a heck of a parking enforcement officer. Although, admittedly, narcotics detail made for a slightly more interesting storyline.

January 14, 2008

Update your Flash player, buy a G5

January 09, 2008

A Very Greasey Birthday!

January 03, 2008

The Wedding

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Here I am with the Patrick and Rachel, the newly married Dahl's, enjoying ourselves at the rehearsal dinner at Smith & Wollensky. I drank a lot of wine that night, as you can see below, and gave myself quite the hangover for the big day Saturday.
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For more stories from the wedding and reception, be sure to catch the shows this week. If you miss anything, you can always download the podcast! I'll try and post more pictures when they are made available to me. Thanks!

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Here's one of Mike and I, again at the rehearsal dinner. You can't see it, but not too far behind us in a wine locker with a gold plated name tag that reads, "Mancow". You've got to love the irony of a high class wine storage unit that belongs to a guy with a name like 'Mancow'.