New research shows that while receiving the Ten Commandments from God atop Mount Sinai, Moses was tripping his balls off(as the kids say) on psychedelic drugs. This might be the perfect way to get people to finally start going to church. Between this and some of that holy wine, it could be quite the party. I'm not really one for the psychedelics, and I think as soon as someone offered me the body and blood of Christ, I might really freak out, man. But, throw in some techno music and some grinding, and you've got something.

Brett Favre claims he is finally retiring this year, although I'm hesitant to believe him until I see him in the stands on opening day next season. Remember last year when he hinted at retirement and even cried on the field, only to suit up for another playoff birthing season? Imagine how depressing it must be to live in Green Bay now without Brett Favre! I wonder if he will resume his once hot acting, reprising his great role in "There's Something About Mary".

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