I just read that Miley Cyrus' real name is actually 'Destiny Hope' Cyrus, which I think cements my case that this girl is a total bitch. Destiny Hope? I mean I know the genius of Billy Ray and whoever he fornicated with ultimately came up with the name, but she's lived it, and worse yet, she tried to hide it from us. That breaks my achey breaky heart. She wants to legally change her name to Miley, which begs the question, why not just go Hannah Montana. It's just as fake as Miley. I vote for Hannah Montana Ray Cyrus. I know my distaste for the teen pop star is completely irrational and unwarranted, but I stand by my actions.

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