No show today, folks. Unfortunately the timing is all off, not unlike the late bowl of soup I delivered to a customer's table last week, in which he was "very disappointed". Brendan is once again holed up in the courtroom, and is undoubtedly on his best behavior after his doughnut related issues yesterday. I must return to my waitressing job so that I can continue to try and put my kids through college.

We are sorry for this gap in your daily entertainment, but we hope you will understand. We will be live on the wires again tomorrow at 12pm, and on the podcast shortly after that.