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June 30, 2008

Skintastic

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I’m sitting at my new desk at my new job working for Mr. Skin right now, and I’m happy to say that I’ve never seen so many bare breasts before lunchtime in my entire life. Because I am now employed full-time, the Podcast is going to undergo a little revamping. Exactly what kind of revamping? Well...we aren’t really sure yet. But, don’t worry, we will continue to bring you the show as long as people want to hear it. Most likely, we’ll start doing it at night now, which is better for me, because I prefer to do it in the dark. There’s generally less judging going on with the lights off. We apologize for this change in plans, but to quote Tupac Shakur, “I GOTS TO GET PAID, YO!”

June 26, 2008

Roommates

Join us Friday afternoon as we gear up for second installment of the Crosstown Classic this weekend. Brendan and I are both attending the game, although not together. It’s nothing personal to Brendan, but at the Crosstown, it’s business. You can’t be hanging with the enemy at your own base. That, and if we lose, I don’t want to become the target of Uncle Greasy’s drunken taunting. Some of the things he says never stop hurting.
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I can officially report that Brendan has received the keys to his new apartment(check out today’s show if you don’t know what I’m talking about), which means that my dream of having bunked-beds and bunked-couches has officially come to an end. Although I enjoy the novelty of the idea of Brendan and I living together in such close quarters here, I don’t think it really would have worked. We’re just two very different people. Allow me to illustrate:

Matt vs. Brendan
Sox - Cubs
Briefs - Boxers
Duff - Lohan
Wilco - R. Kelly
Coke - Pepsi

Trojan - None
Ashley Olson - Mary Kate Olson
Apple - Doesn’t own a computer made before 1990
Suri Cruise - Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Pornotube - YouPorn
Budweiser - Miller
Home Alone - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

I could go on for days. As you can tell, it would be nearly impossible to co-exist in one apartment. For now, we shall remain friends, and not roommates. Plus, these dudes in the picture of the bunked-couch I found have kind of ruined the dream for me. That picture looks like some kind of really weird, nerdy, gay, grandpa porn waiting to happen. Not having a bunked-couch might be the best idea I've ever had.

June 17, 2008

Road Rage

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I’m sitting at my house right now, waiting to head to the local YMCA to play softball against a bunch of wannabe major leaguers. They all show up with baseball pants, batting/sliding gloves, and of course knee braces. The most irritating part to me is that guys actually take walks in a recreational, ‘just for fun’, softball league. They’ll actually stand up there and look at 4 or more pitches while I stand in the field waiting for some action. In softball, the ball takes so damn long to get to the plate, you can adjust to hit anything really. Just get your ass up there, swing the bat, and lets get this game moving. It really drives me nuts, but I’m pretty sure that’s usually because we are getting our ass beat by these dudes.

Sorry to spew that venom towards all the Roy Hobbs’ out there, but I’m a little bit riled up after my drive out here still. I might have gotten into it with a senior on the road, but I’m not concerned about his age. When it comes to driving, anybody is fair game. I’ve got to get to the game right now, but tune in tomorrow at 12pm and I’ll share the details about me nearly getting out of the car to handle an elderly man on the Stevenson.

Back in the Bedroom

We are live today at 12pm! Listen live or catch the podcast!

June 10, 2008

Matt and His Stache

June 06, 2008

Matt Lends a Hand

Check out today's show for an explanation to this video:

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Her Holiness

Here's the picture of Suri Cruise shooting a death stare at an undoubtedly frightened photographer from today's Entertainment News. Listen to today's show for a chilling/alarming piece on Suri.

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June 05, 2008

Today's Show

I took my studio on the road today, and accidentally forgot one essential element that allows me to update the iTunes subscriptions. Story of my life...almost, but not quite. Regardless, the show is still available to you a number of ways, but for the lazy folks that don’t check the website everyday and just rely on iTunes to tell them when a new show is available, there might be a bit of a snag today. I guess you’ll just have to make sure you keep visiting the site here frequently!

Anyway, you can listen by clicking on the big red “Listen” button to the right, or you can use the link below to play or save the mp3. To save the mp3, right click it and save the file or target.

Click here to access the mp3 of today’s show!

June 04, 2008

Happy Birthday, Mike!

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Today, June 4th, marks the 25th birthday of my amazing brother, Mike Dahl. If you happened to listen to yesterday's show...NO, I am NOT doing this just to get back on Mike's good side after ditching his 'Garden Party' Saturday night. I'm doing this because I love my brother, and he's a great one.

Mike has always been there for me as long as I can remember, relishing in any opportunity to help out in whatever way he can. I can still remember when we took the training wheels off my bike, and Mike did the always classic run behind me holding on to the seat, only to sneakily let go and prove that it was you riding the two-wheeler the whole time. After traveling across the neighbor's driveway, I hit the street, and subsequently the brakes, dismounting from my bike in no certain style. Mike was there to pick me up and try again...I of course obliged. You can't let your brother think you're a pussy.
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Mike is never one to say no to the possibility of a good time or a new experience. From him I've taken the notion that if it seems fun at the time, go with it. We were in Hawaii once as youngsters, I would say Mike 8, myself 6, and we both purchased(or were given really) ukuleles from a local store. Noticing the stage where the Luau took place was empty one afternoon, Mike jumped up and began performing some nonsense with his axe. As the young and impressionable brother, I followed, somewhat apprehensively. The two of us danced around singing Hawaiian gibberish and strumming on our four strings. It was not long before we had an entourage of about 40-50 Asians all capturing our photo with their Nikon cameras, as well as a handful of other onlookers. The one's in front knelt down so their friends in the back could also get a shot. We couldn't make out what they were saying and laughing about, but we figured it was about how great our show was. It's times like these that I really remember and cherish, and it was Mike Dahl that got me up on that stage. Don't overthink it, just do it...Mike and Nike's motto.
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Today, Mike and I remain the best of friends, and he couldn't be a more supportive and encouraging brother. Whether it was being the only one to show up at another failed WCKG bar appearance, or just passing along some kind words from co-workers who might listen to the podcast, Mike makes sure that I still feel good about myself on a regular basis. That is him in a nutshell, and it's not just with me, it's with everyone he meets. You couldn't ask for a better brother or friend. Happy Birthday Miguelito!!

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June 03, 2008

Full Show Today!

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Because of some 'administrative housekeeping', Brendan was able to make it up the apartment today for a complete show. I'm the same way generally, as soon as the housekeeping picks up anywhere, I'm nowhere to be found. As of 3:20 this afternoon, the show is up and available for download, or you can simply click on the big red button to the right.

It was nice to hear from another local party girl today who swung by the bedroom to tell us of her wild college nights. The story was so crazy, I literally got choked up. Tomorrow the defense will begin making its arguments in the case of the people versus Bob Kelly, so we expect Brendan to once again be 'trapped in the courtroom'. As soon as he is given a break for lunch, he will join us via phone with the latest information-we're talking scoops that are only minutes old, people! You can't beat that kind of courtroom reporting. Keep checking back with us here at MattDahl.com, and as soon as we have a new show for you, we'll be sure and let you know. Then you tell someone else, and together, we will spawn our Internet radio empire! I'm just warning you, it doesn't pay so well...yet.

June 02, 2008

Pizza Promotion

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Hey everyone, hope you had a great weekend. We should be doing a show today, hopefully at any time now. Brendan is of course still covering the R. Kelly trial, and I think this week is going to be packed full of witness testimony, so it's quite possible that Brendo's lunch break will be all over the place this week.

Meanwhile I am enjoying some left-over Domino's pizza, which I tend to prefer cold and left-over anyway. I don't know what that says about the pizza, but it is damn good the next morning out of the fridge. As you may or may not know, I'm not necessarily a huge fan of the pizza, but I can't stop tracking them online with the latest in pizza delivery technology, the Pizza Tracker. Check out my YouTube videos if you aren't familiar with the break through.

I was really excited to learn yesterday that my former delivery guy, Vladimir, was preparing and baking my Za. That's right, from delivery boy to oven master, in just months. I like to think that all the positive feedback I left on my Tracker had a lot to do with the promotion. I just hope he doesn't forget me when he's owning franchises. The new delivery guy has some things to work on, as he had to call me to figure out how to get into my building this weekend...Not Vlad, he never had those issues. I miss him. I poured a little bit of my Garlic Butter dipping sauce out for him.

***UPDATE: Show added at 4:15pm. Enjoy!